HardKnox
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Reged: 06/13/07
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Loc: Wisconsin
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OK, so last night night I was sitting alone in MY house, in the dark, savoring a glass of Signeurs de Bergerac 2004, contemplating my future.
I'm divorced.
What I guess this means is that I'm now allowed to date and/or have sex with any woman I want, hey? That means that the pretty 24 year old Human Resources girl here at work who expressed interest in going to a "blues club" with me, I can go with her, right? Even if she's young enough to be my daughter?
And my long time (>30 years) friend in Quality Control. When she comes to my office to give me my Christmas kiss, and hugs my head and presses her massive bosoms into my face (like she always does), it's OK if I enjoy that, right? Is it OK if I fondle her ass while she's pressing aforementioned bosoms into my face?
And my long-time (>20 years) friend in Shipping. When she comes to my office to give me my Christmas kiss and rams her tongue down my throat, it's OK if I enjoy that, right? Is it OK if I ram my tongue down her throat and grab HER ass too?
And that pretty little Latino girl out in the plant. She invited me over to her house for a home-made traditional Mexican dinner. It's OK if I go over there, right? Even if she intends to "have her way" with me?
And then I thought about how much I miss being with a woman. The softness of her skin, the scent and taste of her body, her voluptuous curves. I can tell you this much, the first woman who "gets me" after divorce is in for a REAL NICE time. You know how men all have their own "thing" right? I mean, some men might want you to put on a prison guard uniform, or put a baby bonnet and a diaper on them, or whoop their ass with a carpet beater? My "thing" is "giving a woman pleasure". I like that look in her eyes that tells me I'm her man, and that she knows she need look no further for sexual pleasures.
So, in other words, what you all are telling me is that after divorce, a man can go out and make love / have sex with pretty much any woman on the planet who agrees to it hey?
I wonder if kent knows about this......
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lairdude
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Reged: 12/27/06
Posts: 384
Loc: Illinois
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Here is my take...
Yes to all of those scenarios, but do be careful about dipping in the company ink. Anyone is fair game now. Anything you want to do is ok as long as it is between consenting adults and you play safe.
Go forth, have fun, have meaningless but enjoyable sex and smile about the fun you had on your deathbed. That is what I am doing.
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HardKnox
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Reged: 06/13/07
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Loc: Wisconsin
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Yes to all of those scenarios, but do be careful about dipping in the company ink.
Point well taken.
Those are just the only women I actually know, at the moment.
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Cari115
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Reged: 06/11/07
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Loc: Not where I thought I'd be
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HK enjoy but don’t lose your head over it all. Go slowly and don’t have random flings with people at work. That is never a good thing.
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lairdude
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Loc: Illinois
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Those are just the only women I actually know, at the moment.
LOL! I totally can relate to that, but I have been out and dating since last October when the ex and I decided that it was all fair game. Once I was finally legal in March I was already on the ground and running with the ball. You will find as you go along that you will meet many new people and have many great times ahead if you allow yourself to have them.
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ATVILLAS
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Reged: 05/12/07
Posts: 2501
Loc: West Palm Beach FL
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HK Do your best not to play in the "workplace playground"!!! You may lose your newfound freedom faster than you think !! Trust me on this one, been there done that and got the T-shirt. T-shirt got shredded with me in it!!!
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3roses
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Reged: 10/30/07
Posts: 106
Loc: The Sunshine State
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Always carry and use condoms...!!
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"In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can"
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cwag
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Reged: 07/06/07
Posts: 798
Loc: way down south
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I think you know this already but just remember all that being vulnerable means. while it can be fun and god only knows by the time we get here we NEED fun, it can also set you up for more heartbreak. be careful and go slow. don't knwo that there's a way to avoid altogther the post divorce newly dating heartbreak but you can probalby minimize it a bit.
choose your pleasures carefully and wisely...
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there will come a time when you believe everything is finished. that will be the beginning.
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HardKnox
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Reged: 06/13/07
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Loc: Wisconsin
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Always carry and use condoms...!!
OH YEAH....I forgot about them.
Now I've got to find a place that carries the "XXXXL Magnum" size. :-0
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ATVILLAS
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Loc: West Palm Beach FL
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Always carry and use condoms...!!
OH YEAH....I forgot about them.
Now I've got to find a place that carries the "XXXXL Magnum" size. :-0
Try your "EGO" LOL j/k
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