"OK moron, so what are you....6 foot 5 and 300+."

Why yes, yes I am. (Well, only 6'3", actually.)

"Lots of cheese and brats will wreck your heart."

Wrong-o. You simply flush out your arteries with BEER.

"So by the time we meet there may not be anything left other than your pet dear."

That's "deer", and yes, I really should go on a diet.

"Again, if you're feelin squirrelly bring it on."

It will have to be verbal sparring until such time I can visit Nevada. Do they have legalized prostitution there?

"And quit trolling this board for women to bed."

Why? It's the only way I will ever get laid again.

"Can't do better on your own?"

Um....no, that's why I'm dating my X.

"Weak stick."

Actually, that's never been a problem.

"Go shtoop a dear."

Define "shtoop", please.

"And as far as my posts, it happens to be pure self defense."

No, it's been aggressive, and ugly. Probably much like yourself.

"In case you haven't noticed or can't read real well, feel free to check my posts. From the beginning."

I can read extraordinarily well, thank you.

You need serious psychiatric help, TON.