Julia- oh, you're so lucky to have someone to fix things for you!! Maybe it will save you a few more scars. I haven't used my weedwacker yet, I'm afraid I'll take an eye out or something. Maybe I should search my neighborhood for recently divorced men looking for something to do. Can't hurt right?

Revenge- glad I gave you a belly laugh but the sad thing is its all true!!!! Maybe my manly skills will improve with time, but I'm not sure I'll survive to find out. Ha!!!!!!!