I just can't stop reading this and laughing my ass off!!! I'm so sorry boobaby, but this is so damn funny (it should be published - maybe "Reader's Digest"?).

You used a "mop and swiffer" for the gutters???

OMG!!! This post has literally kept me "outta the gutter"!!!!!

Please keep us posted on future "home maintenance projects"!!!

I can't stop laughing or reading it over and over...so sorry.