HK,

Don't know what your rates are, but if she's using a "mop and swiffer" to clean the gutters, my rate is FREE...CHARITY...OMG, this poor lady...sadly, I have been laughing (with complete understanding and compassion) for HOURS...maybe it's the curse of being able to visualize so well???

In any case, so sorry boobaby.
Please put the weedwacker, mop, swiffer, lawnmower, etc. away for now to heal!!!

I'm so sorry, but your description just keeps crackin' me up!!!