Ok gals I have to confess to being handyman challenged as well, my father would be so ashamed. The man could build furniture using toothpicks, repair wiring with tin foil, and rebuild a house using nothing but a hammer and a hand saw he was the god of home repair. Apple not only feel far from the tree it freaking rolled down the hill and into the next county. When I look at a tool part of me opens up and starts bleeding. Doesn't stop me from trying though ;-)

So far I have electrocuted my self replacing a light fixture, you only forget to throw the breaker once.

I almost lost a finger cutting crown molding, now I brace the wood correctly.

After I spent a few hours opening a window that I have managed to paint shut I figured out that it is not a good idea to be careless when painting.

We wont go into the bumps, brusies, cuts, scrapes, gouges, burns, etc etc of all my home repairs just sufice it to say anything you will do to yourself I have done usually more than once, what can I say Im not a typical male in this regard but I make a mean waffle (ummm waffles on the brain again) so I make up for it. That and I get an A for effort.

Im replacing the railing on my front porch this weekend and can't wait to see what I learn from that, the emergency room tech's name is Susan and she is kinda cute and I make her smile when I tell her what happened this time so its a win win.

Whats that line, bruises fade, wounds heal, and chicks dig scars?