Well, we might could work something out! I can paint, I have repaired a hole in the bathroom ceiling so I can tape and bed, I have torn down and replaced a wall that had water damage, I have removed a popcorn ceiling and textured and painted. I, too, electrocuted myself when texturing the ceiling, but my fall off the ladder was short. But, if you want me to make waffles, you better stand next to me or they'll likely be extremely crispy and dark, if you know what I mean. Hmmm........