[quote]Well, we might could work something out! I can paint, I have repaired a hole in the bathroom ceiling so I can tape and bed, I have torn down and replaced a wall that had water damage, I have removed a popcorn ceiling and textured and painted. I, too, electrocuted myself when texturing the ceiling, but my fall off the ladder was short. But, if you want me to make waffles, you better stand next to me or they'll likely be extremely crispy and dark, if you know what I mean. Hmmm........ [/quote]

As tempting and believe me I am tempted as that sounds, they would revoke my he-man membership.

Can you imagine the tabloid title ....Man cooks gormet meal for woman to repair his house....Film at 11:00.

"We hate to interrupt your Oprah show but we have just learned their is a male yes a male that is bribing helpless women out there to repair his home, we now go live to of all places MS where this so called man lives"

I cook, I clean (even bathrooms), I write bad poetry, I draw, I read anything written on paper, I still put the toilet seat down, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I love my kids, I have never missed a support payment, I plan the kids birthday parties (even put together
goodiebags), I send out the invitations to their friends, I know how to properly use and respond to R.S.V.P., I know all of their friends by name and have met at least one of their parents, but please for the sake of all that is holy and good in this world do not ask me to change a lightbulb! .......I am anti-male hear me roar.