[quote] Good, PINK HANDLED TOOLS for my man's work.

Wanna borrow them HK? [/quote]

Utilization of such "femmy" hand tools would tarnish my exceedingly macho image. Thanks anyway, though.

The official HWWT toolbox in the back of my truck weighs approximately one hundred thousand pounds. I don't worry that anybody is going steal it. If you're man enough to run off with it, you're entitled to the contents, I guess.

I can toss in a new automatic transmission by myself and have rebuilt and installed a bunch of engines and do all kinda mechanical laboratory work in the R&D Lab here at work, but I am "challenged" in other ways.

For example, don't ask me to paint or glue anything. Any task involving runny or sticky liquids, forget it. I'll have glue all over everything (including myself) and runs in the paint no matter what I paint. I'm the kid that made plastic car models with thumbprints from the glue and hideous crackled paint. Please Jesus don't ask me to paint nothin'.

And plumbing. All I got to do is look at a plumbing problem and I start sweating. No work involved, just sweating at the prospect of performing the task. And now, with all the PVC pipe in use, it involves glueing (see above).

Snow shovels, pipe wrenches, chain saws, machine tools of any kind no problem. Tube of glue? Can of paint? I'm curled in the fetal position in the corner.