HK,

Get a "Swiffer" to paint your kitchen.
I have no idea what it is, but I hear it can be used for gutter-cleaning, window washing, and a multitude of things.

Don't know what it looks like, but hell...I'm thinkin' about datin' a "Swiffer". All I know is "boobaby" got me outta the gutter with one, disengaged it, and sure...it was painful...but maybe I just have not gotten to know "Swiffer" yet!!!

Is it a "Ronco Product"???
What does this "Swiffer" tool look like???