Very off-topic as is my que, but how many Dads here witnessed the birth of their child? It was by far the single most amazing thing I've ever been a part of. I promised I'd quit smoking when she got pregnant so I was dipping Copenhegan, pushing on her back with one arm and holding a spit-cup in the other, ...no shit. I'm from Georgia.
He literally squirted out in my arms, slimy and gross, and I cut the cord. ...he's 6 now and he can still be rather gross.