CityGirl
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Reged: 06/11/08
Posts: 925
Loc: Texas
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[quote]What about the "ball and c0ck" in commodes??? [/quote]
Well, I don't know about yours, but you have to jiggle mine around a lot, it leaks sometimes and never works when you want it to. Hmnmmm.....I think it is appropriately named! LOL
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Mr.Revenge
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Reged: 04/28/08
Posts: 367
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My "stuff" is JUST fine, thank you.
No "jiggling" required, never "leaks" until it is "supposed to", and ALWAYS "works"!!!
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cwag
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Reged: 07/06/07
Posts: 795
Loc: way down south
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LOL
touche!
who knew hardware could be so sexy!!!
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Mr.Revenge
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Reged: 04/28/08
Posts: 367
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ME!!!
(and apparently you).
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cwag
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Reged: 07/06/07
Posts: 795
Loc: way down south
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i LOVE tools. one reason i did sculpture when i got my art degree.. every day was a lesson in tools and hardware... (tho frankly i don't remember learnign about hickeys!)
i moved back into my mom and dad's house b4 christmas. my dad died 8 years ago... i was a daddy's girl always. he has a really nice workshop in the back yard here. about 6 months b4 all hell broke loose, my mother decided it was time to get rid of his tools. so my x cane over here and threw them all in a couple of buckets and brought them home, where they stayed. i coulda shot him then. what a fricking mess.
when i moved, all the tools/workshop stuff ended up in boxes stacked all over the floor out there. with so many other things to do, i have yet to tackle unpacking that. and i coudl judt cry cus he was SO organized and had a place for everything and i;ve got the biggest mess out there right now. i wish they had all stayed where they belonged. maybe when my sister and bil come this way in august he can help me put it all back where it goes.
i LOVE hammers. have a great hammer collection. have a welding torch too. and evan know how to use it,
add that to the great big list of things to do! hey bud the handyman.. lousisiana's not that far away!! do you put workshops back in order too???
<g>
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germangirl631
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Reged: 04/04/08
Posts: 1338
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OMG. I worked for an engineering firm one summer during college, and I had just broken up with my boyfriend of 2 years. Sad, lonely and horny. I was in the drawings department, logging in and reproducing mechanical drawings. The names of all those parts were making me horny every day!
Examples: bushings, hot box, nipples, [censored], ball, nut, screw, stud, coupling, flexible member, gland, mating ring, rigid shaft, stuffing box, suction head, thrust bearing, wet end.
Now, how do people who work in this field ever get anything done? I was daydreaming 8 hrs a day at my desk!!
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HardKnox
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Reged: 06/13/07
Posts: 2764
Loc: Wisconsin
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[quote] i LOVE tools [/quote]
I GOTTA "TOOL" FOR YOU BABY.
***zzzziiiipppp***
STICK THAT SUCKER IN YOUR "TOOLBOX".
AW HAW!!!
AW HAW HAW HAW!!!
I krack me up sometimes.
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HardKnox
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Reged: 06/13/07
Posts: 2764
Loc: Wisconsin
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[quote] Now, how do people who work in this field ever get anything done? [/quote]
"WORK"?
What's "work"?
Now step into my office darling and check out my "packing gland".
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movingon2
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Reged: 12/06/07
Posts: 209
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[quote]omg i LOVE It!!! is it still there?? <g>
btw, i also tackled changing light fixtures. with a friend. i had explicit directions that a good friend of mine from va had emailed me. it WAS a bit of a lucy and ethel moment. but we did it! i had brought over 2 vintage light fixtures from my old house.. only problem was the little thing that goes in the ceiling that they attach to was different, so after much trial and error we finally figured out that was the problem, adn several trips to lowes later they were done.
AND we got quite a few giggles after learnign the names for the parts: knew about nuts, didn't know there were also hickeys and nipples as well; obviulsy, all hardware has been named by horny old men!! [/quote]
Ahhhhh thanks for the laugh…
Wallpaper…nah, much to my dismay we had to take it down…kinda made you feel dizzy looking at it.
I think you’ve hit on something there cwag about horny old men naming tools…let’s have a think?????
Hickeys, Nipples, Grinders, Nailers, Sprayers, Stud finders, Screwdrivers, Drill bits….Oh the mind is a terrible thing to waste, so enough already….But really could you imagine going into the hardware store with a shopping list like that? It would be enough to give anyone a ‘Jaw bar Clamp!’
A Jaw bar Clamp…now that’s an interesting tool…phew, do I wish I had one of them at times. Think I’ll put it on my wish list ;)
Sorry guys, gone off on the deep end… :)
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cwag
Platinum
Reged: 07/06/07
Posts: 795
Loc: way down south
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ah yes. stud finders. think i should start collecting THOSE instead!
jaw bar clamp??
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