weatherman
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This is a story so theatrical, painfully soppy and profound. ...It must be fiction.
....It's true.
"The First Girl I Ever Kissed" ...a short-story from Jubral.
It was 2:00am and I was 14 years-old asleep. In the Summer, no school, ...like 80 degrees in Georgia at 2am. The phone rings. I get-up and answer it and there's this girl saying "Your cows are in our garden!" (...you know, "but I don't have any cows." puntchline--"well we ain't got no garden!" Ha Ha , right. I grew up on a dairy.
I'm outside on a cordless phone putting my boots on asking "Who is this? Is there a gate open?"
Long story short. She was 16 and babbysitting with a friend a half mile down the road. She dialed the number by chance. I was 14 and she had a car! Heard her voice for under an hour, no idea who she was. She drove to my house and I snuck out and we kissed in the driveway. Breathtakingly beautiful. Never saw her again. But remember her name.
If anybody else can come "close" to a first-kiss story as that, I will call you "Sir."
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Robfrommichigan
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Stories??
Hmmmm, I've got lots of stories...oya....
I matured way to quickly, by the age of 14 I had gone waaaaaaaay past just kissing a girl and was already living on my own., but...I remember my 1st kiss...o yes....
Her name was Paula Adamson, she had just moved up to Kansas City from down south somewhere, din' know where, din't matter, but that accent!! That drawl!!! Omg!!! She had long brown hair, brown eyes, and a deep dark natural tan, and all the boys liked her!! But..
She liked me for some reason!! I wasn't even the popular kid..just the funny troublemaker...so....
I goto her house, we're playin spin the bottle....I 'win'..we go in the closet...There's a finish nail sticking in my asss...And she starts feeling around my face and asks, where's your mouth???? I'm like, it's right below my nose!! (4ever a smartass), so..she takes the initiative..moves forward...and it's like heaven....my dingaling bolts awake and is like hey!!! wassup!!!
She told me later she had taken kissing lessons from a hippie and I believe it...amazing kisser, amazing 1st kiss.
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weatherman
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Not too shabby a story. ...I'll grant U that.
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malone
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[quote]Stories??
so..she takes the initiative..moves forward...and it's like heaven....my dingaling bolts awake and is like hey!!! wassup!!![/quote]
Hmmm. I remember kissing at that age. And I remember almost exactly the same thing happening. The dingaling bit that is.
Thought for a minute that was you I must have been kissing Rob, except my hair is blonde, not brown. So it wasn't me.
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Robfrommichigan
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So, give us ur 1st kiss story Malone....
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Edited by Robfrommichigan (07/05/08 04:40 AM)
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mfergel
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hmmm......I really don't remember my first kiss to be honest. Couldn't tell you who or where it was. Now my virginity.......I can tell you about that. :-)
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weatherman
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[quote]hmmm......I really don't remember my first kiss to be honest. Couldn't tell you who or where it was. Now my virginity.......I can tell you about that. :-) [/quote]
....ummm. We're waiting.
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mfergel
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[quote][quote]hmmm......I really don't remember my first kiss to be honest. Couldn't tell you who or where it was. Now my virginity.......I can tell you about that. :-) [/quote]
....ummm. We're waiting. [/quote]
Lol. Front seat of my 1975 Chevy Nova with Survivor playing on the stereo (I was the Eye of the Tiger baby). I pulled out what could be considered one of the greatest lines of all time.........
ME: How far should we go?
HER: I don't know.
ME: Let me know when I get there.
I'll admit it was a first date/last date......not that I meant to do that going in, just that we lived in different towns and it was a summer vacation from college.
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weatherman
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...on a cement front porch facing the road. No doubt a few people got an eye-full and I think my knees are still dammaged. ...seriously. my knees still hurt. You women just don't know.
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weatherman
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Creating "life" ain't a job for sissys!!! ...snerf.
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