[quote]FYI - my payment is $14,000 per MONTH for the rest of my/or her life. And to top it off, I am required to maintain a $2,000,000 life insurance policy payable to her, just in case I die first. All of this after being ordered to pay approximately $5,000,000 - not a typo - as the asset division.[/quote]
Holy CRAP.
Is it too late for me to get a sex change operation?
I should have married YOU.
A number of guys (including me) were staring down the barrel of lifetime alimony, but not in anywhere NEAR those amounts that I am aware of. And as far as I know, all of us managed to wiggle off the hook.