[quote] And not only is the Guillotine sooner or later activated, but it contains tiny grappling hooks, which quickly attach themselves to your entire scrotum and drag it into the mouth of the guillotine as well, so that by the time it is through with you, you have left no penis, no gonads, not even a "pee tube" but only a flap of skin, which ultimately heals in the shape of a vagina. [/quote]
GAH.
Well if that don't kill off any fleeting thoughts of some day taking the skin-boat to tuna-town nothin' will.