I'd laugh hysterically, but this is almost a reality for me every day I come home from work. As soon as I step my foot in the door, I know the next 10-15 mins will be filled with non-stop "static".
Ladies, do us men a favor and just STFU for the first hour or so after we get home from work, unless it is something of the utmost importance. Going into every excruciating detail about some nonsensical sh*t that happened to you during the day the minute we come home from work is going to be met with a blank stare (at best) AND ABSOLUTELY NO COMPREHENSION OF WHAT YOU SAID THE SECOND YOUR MOUTH DECIDES TO SHUT. I know you need to unload all your emotions in order to "feel good", but men need the exact opposite for the first hour or so.