Quote: Am I just thinking like an immature kid or is this just one of those direct challenges to a guy's manhood that simply cannot be ignored?
You already know what I'm going to say.
And I'll tell you this, there is a whole new species of man out there that hides behind the possibility of litigation to act out in any manner they choose. I'm sorry, if this unacceptable action is directed at my wife, or my daughter (if I had one), or my sister, or my girlfriend, I'm going to take an awful lot of pleasure watching the guy crawl around on his hands and knees crying looking for his teeth I just knocked out. If I spend a night or two in the slammer, fine. I really don't care anymore.
Grabbing the girlfriends ass, huh?
I guess rather than the "teeth thing", I'd stomp his fingers until they were all broken, then. Let the punishment fit the crime.