Divorce Support Forums: now it's hitting the fan...maybe it's started

i have more funny stories to tell. Last night i told her that her moms games are funny and pathetic. I said i bet she sits there talking with your sister plotting ways to piss me off. My wife then said no, no my sister...i ran thru some other names and finally without saying it, 'said' that it's her moms friend that sits down and literally plots against me. My jaw hurt from the grin on my face. Then again, what to 2 old ladies with nothing to do have to do but think of ways to try to 'get even' with me. so even my wife thinks what her mom is doing is nuts but she said she cant talk against her mom since she has to deal with her for the rest of her life.

here's another funny story...a friend from online had gone on vacation and send me a postcard and signed it with a heart. My wife saw the card and i told her it's my friend (who coincidentally is in words pain etc than my wife) and she probably just signs all cards with a heart.

well my wife went and told her mom and now they are convinced i'm dating this woman. I proceeded to tell my wife, nah, she's 1000 miles away and has kids and a deadbeat hubby that never pays child support and is still married so NO, i'm really not dating her..honest!

my wifes face turned white and she said i wish you told me that before i told my mom. I said why would you even tell your mom anything? now she said she will have to go back and tell her mom all this. It's too funny....this is like a soap opera

then we went to a fair for the last time yesterday and had a great time. my wife told her mom this. Then her mom said that he must be something to be treating you well all these months now. See my wife tells me that one time i was really mean to her and she told her mom. So thats ALL her mom sees in me. I guess she thinks i'm mean to her every day and yells and beats her up and is such a horrible guy. If she only knew we still kiss, sometimes have sex, and even go out and have fun at fairs and stores, she would have a fit. I thikn it's hilarious that she thinks all this.

my wife said she does try to stick up for me but it's hard because she has to keep her mom on her side. I said just tell her that it's too painful to talk about me and maybe she will stop

i asked my wife if i could put a sign up 'employees mush wash hands after using the bathroom' and she said no...darn! And get this, i found out her mom thinks I mad my wife sick because i kissed her last time her mom was visiting. UM NOOOO it's because you never wash your hands after using the bathroom you &&&&&&&&. So i told my wife i'm leaving clorox wipes out this time.

i forgot if i mentioned here that my wife got emailed pics of her new trailer..yea it's a dump but like she said, she cant afford much..i tossed out a number i may give her for the house and she said no that's not enough..i said well just hope the house appraises for more so i get more mortgage out!

so this part is gonna be fun. I can pay her a larger lump but she has to take less alimony. I cant wait for my atty appt this week to get all this moving.

her atty hasnt called her in 3 weeks. her mom is coming to yell at him next week. 4 hour trip to yell at atty...sad

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call me WWIL...PA resident 39 year old , married 11 years, together 12...splitting in 13th year.

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