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And if he harps on it (which is hard to do if you hang up on him when the conversation moves away from the kids, btw), simply tell him that you are not friends. Nor do you want to be. You will celebrate your birthday how you want to. Which is not with him. And you will not feel guilty about it. And then hang up. Or walk away.